A game for your sanity. Trackers for the truth. Because somebody has to say it.
Everything you need to laugh, learn, and fight back. All in one place.
Merchandise coming soon!
Visit the Shop →A side-scrolling platformer where you dodge scandals, collect executive orders, and try to make it through 3 levels without getting impeached.
Play Now →Donations support veterans and service members standing against authoritarianism. Real patriots protecting democracy.
Learn More →Legal cases, financial entanglements, and a running scorecard of promises vs. reality. All sourced, all public record. No spin.
View Dashboard →Watch gas prices in real time. See what you were promised vs. what you're paying. Calculate how much more you're spending at the pump.
Track Prices →Tariffs are taxes on you, not China. Enter your monthly spending and see exactly how much Trump's tariffs cost your household.
Calculate Impact →"Drill baby drill" they said. "Prices will come down" they said.
We're not a PAC. We're not funded by anyone. We're two guys with laptops, a sense of humor, and the stubborn belief that laughing at power is the most American thing you can do. Every data point, every pixel here exists because people deserve to laugh AND know the truth at the same time.
✓ Data over spin. Every number is sourced.
✓ Humor over rage. We'd rather make you laugh.
✓ Action over apathy. Share a link. Vote.
✓ Veterans deserve better than to be used as props.
Donations go directly to veterans and service members who took an oath to the Constitution — not to any one person. Real patriots. Real service. Real accountability.
Donate via GoFundMeGoFundMe link coming soon. All donations go directly to veteran support organizations.